Monday, August 28, 2006

A list of random-isation

  • At the moment, I have waaaay to many bits of small change floating around, so I have taken to paying for things in 1p coins. I think the people at the corner shop actually hate me.
  • Last night there was a Spider in my lingerie cupboard, and so I lay awake until 5 am freaking out about it.
  • Consequently, I am very, very tired today.
  • Sometimes I leave the house and I'm not too sure whether or not I'm wearing pants.
  • I made brownies last night, and put them on the bottom of the oven, and now the bottom of the brownies are all burnt. Seriously, it's like eating charcoal. I have thus wasted the price of three eggs, 2 blocks of chocolate, 250grams of both flour and brown sugar and a pinch of baking powder on these disgusting brownies from hell.
  • I have so far thought of 47 ways that my holiday in Prague could get ruined.
  • No, wait, 48 ways.
  • I may have to relinquish my moniker of "Domestic Goddess" to someone who can make brownies properly. Any takers?
  • I went down the street today and bought some contact lens solution, but it came with a contact lens cleaning case. I now have approximately 84 contact lens cases.
  • How much money do you think I can make by selling 84 contact lens cases on Ebay?

Must leave my rambling there, as I have a ton of things to do before we're off to Prague tomorrow! I'll send out emails to my friends (Actually, I probably won't, but let's say for arguements' sake that I will), and if there are any random people reading this, then I'll put a short list of highlights here as well.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Here are some things you should write about (for my amusement)
Hong Kong
The War
Virginia Woolf
Chameleons

Why do you have a lingerie cupboard?
Enjoy Prague!

Avacarrdo said...

By "lingerie cupboard", I mean "Cupboard with some underwear mixed up with shoes, tops, jeans etc."