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• I have recently realised that the only way I can fall asleep is if I sleep with my arm wrapped around my neck. Honestly, one of these days I’m going to strangle myself in my sleep. If that does happen, this is how the MATH will react:
  9AM- Wake up, have shower, eat breakfast, mutter “Lazy cow” under breath.
  10 AM-leave for uni, throwing pillow in girlfriend’s general direction.
  2 PM-Come back from uni, yell “WAKE UP WAKE UP” and throw shoe at girlfriend.
  3-7PM- Downloading.
  8PM-Discover blue, cold, dead girlfriend in bed. Shrug and think “Oh well, at least I won’t have to fight her for the doona anymore.”

• I would like to say that I hate Tom Cruise for scheduling his wedding on my birthday. Great. Just great. So now all of the world’s attention will be focussed on him, and not on me, where it rightfully belongs.

• I had a dream last night that I was at Tom and Katie’s wedding, and Katie and I spent most of the occasion hiding in the public toilets. And THEN, I had a dream that my dad had to take a bus home, but he didn’t want to, so he got all pissy about it.

• I was reading the blog www.overheardintheoffice.com; and one person said that every time there was a stressful project going on in the office, she would hear her boss saying to himself “I am a ball of fire. A BALL OF FIRE.” So now, when I have to do something scary/stressful I just mutter to myself “I am a BALL OF FIRE” and then people tend to stare at me in disbelief, because I’m usually just yelling in the middle of the street.

• Some things I wish I had with me right now:
  1. A confirmed plane ticket to Australia
  2. A baby. It doesn’t matter whose.
  3. Chocolate. Some chocolate would be good.
  4. A pretty summery dress I can wear at Christmastime
  5. Colin Firth
  6. A hundred, million birthday cards, because, in the end, it really is all about me.
  
  Ciao!