Randomisation

Some questions that I would like answers to:

With paramedics, does the man/woman who is driving the ambulance also know how to do medical stuff? If so, those would be some hard core driving lessons. “Mirror, brake, indicator, and here’s how to crack a chest open!”

You know when you’re at the post office and you give them the letter, and then they weigh it, and then they give you a stamp? Well, I never know whether to take BACK the letter, with said stamp, and put it in the mailbox myself or whether to leave it with them and they’ll put it in the box. But somehow I just don’t trust them to do it. Am I a control freak?

Apparently, there are loads of rubber bands on the ground in England, but I have never noticed them because if you look down at the ground when you’re walking around, you tend to bump into light posts.

In October, I am going to both Amsterdam and Florida. Consequently, I will be too broke to do anything when I’m there, so I guess I’ll have to sleep in the airport and eat faeces.

Waterstones has a “Buy 3 books and get the cheapest free” deal which is just EVIL. Because I always tend to find 2 books that I really want, and then I have to run around trying to find a third book, and I tend to buy something that I don’t really want to read, and then it’s just false economy.

I have imaginary conversations with prospective employers when I’m in the shower. And I’m REALLY impressive. I’d hire me!

I’m going to Oxford tomorrow, and I wonder if it will be fun, or if nothing will happen and I’ll just be bored and fall out of a punting boat.

And yes, I know that technically most of these aren't questions.