Some Haiku I have written for my friends

Miss Grenada:
You are exotic.
But one thing does bother me:
Where is Grenada?


Boxcar:
You are a maths dude
But you do Model Theory.
So it's OK, then.

The Donkey:
You are so so big
Really, really, really big.
What is your secret?

Miss Frizzle:
Your hair is curly.
You like authors that I don't.
Why is life so cruel?

Mimi:
You are a woman
So we can do woman stuff'
Like hair, movies, drink.

Portia:
If I ever get
Caught breaking the law badly,
Will you defend me?

Professah Vanessah:
We are both jobless.
But you can speak Korean
So you are cooler.